Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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