so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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