We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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