so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
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