Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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