I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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