Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
