I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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