doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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