actually, I'm a sock model
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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