I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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