I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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