its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
How does it feel to date your dad?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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