i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
We got so high we made milksteak
the day after is always just damage control
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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