Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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