I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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