I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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