I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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