Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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