it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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