Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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