I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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