Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
the gays at disneyland are vicious
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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