plz talk dirty to me
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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