He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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