I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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