i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
foreskin is a definite game changer
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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