i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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