worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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