So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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