How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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