careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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