I want to walk on stilts...naked
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Say something about gay babies.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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