I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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