he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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