Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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