I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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