tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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