I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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