Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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