omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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