i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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