Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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