i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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