sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
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