If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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