We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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