bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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