but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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