Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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