i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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