Buhtt sex?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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