carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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