Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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