he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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