Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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