So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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