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(847): View more from Illinois

just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.

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(480): View more from Arizona

you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.

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(315): View more from New York

We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same

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(904): View more from Florida

I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.

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(516): View more from New York

Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating

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(807): View more from Ontario

If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!

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(303): View more from Colorado

We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.

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