Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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