she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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